Getting Frisky in the Great Outdoors
by Indigo Skye
Summer is here, and the best season for outdoor sex has officially begun. I love to get nasty in unexpected places. Camping sex, trail-slut sex, even canoe sex- I’ve had my share of adventures. Sex in the wild can be hot, sweet, and unpredictable. It can also be messy, sticky, and downright dangerous! Want to get freaky in the woods? Here are a few tips to help you have the best experience possible.
DO use protection. Years of outdoor adventures have taught me one simple lesson: condoms, bug spray and sunscreen are your friends.
DON’T try to have sex in a canoe, kayak, or any small, easily capsized boat. You’ll get wet- and not in a good way. Sex on the water can be incredibly romantic, hot and nasty, but doing it in a boat smaller than a yacht is NOT recommended.
DO bring a blanket. Pine cones, grass, and sand don’t belong anywhere near your private parts. A protective barrier like a blanket, towel, or even a jacket makes all the difference.
DON’T tempt fate- outdoor sex during bear season is a no-no. Bears are most dangerous when they wake in the spring, and in the fall when preparing for hibernation, and they can get very grumpy about uninvited guests.
DO get creative. Hiking? Take a “wrong turn” and step off the trail for a little quick oral action. Rainstorm got you trapped in the tent? Start by offering your partner a sensual massage, and go from there.
DO be aware of your surroundings. Wildlife, insects, park rangers, and easily frightened hikers should all be avoided. Take the action off the trail, if you can do so without losing your bearings. Learn to identify poison oak and poison ivy, and avoid them like the plague. Don’t ever get down and dirty in a hazardous area, like a flood or avalanche zone- make sure you’re safe before you get sexy, and you’ll live to fuck another day.
Got a sexy story to share about your adventures in the Great Outdoors? Enter “Heat Wave,” my summer short story contest, and you could win some fabulous prizes. Here’s the link: http://indigoskyeinkandart.
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